Times have changed, our kids are getting worse, They won't obey their parents they just won't to fight and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame PARAGUAY, blame PARAGUAY With all their beady little eyes have packed their heads so full of lies, blame PARAGUAY, blame PARAGUAY, we need to form a full assault its PARAGUAY'S fault
Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to f*** myself
Well? Blame PARAGUAY, blame PARAGUAY, it seems that everything's gone wrong since PARAGUAY came along, blame PARAGUAY, blame PARAGUAY,
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
Heck no, blame PARAGUAY, blame PARAGUAY with all their hockey hollabaloo
And that bitch Joe Lowen too
Blame PARAGUAY, shame on PARAGUAY, for the smut we must stuff the trash we must stash the laughter and f*** must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us